Name: Zaphodbblx

Rank: President of the Galaxy (of this website)

Location: North Adams, Mass.

Bio: He’s just this guy, you know? A veteran of the street marketing wars, this Variant Fiend is a warrior of such caliber that he has been accepted into the fold despite hailing from the smallest city in one of the smallest states in the Union. Do you have the brass chandeliers it takes to pull that off? Rhetorical question, dickhead. No, you don’t.