Name: Shadiggatron9000

Rank: Chief Science Officer, Historian, and Senior Correspondent of AWESOME

Location: Austin, TX

Bio: The man who needs no introduction. Founder of Awesomeology. Creator/Godhead of the Shadiggatron9000 Institute for Awesomeological Research. Using its premiere pimp campus deep in the mountainous ranges of Phuket as a staging area, Shadiggatron has committed the full resources of the Institute to spreading the legions of THE NEXT FIX to the four corners of the Earth and pwning your every orifice with the ten-foot platinum cock of awesome along the way.