Name: Lost in Florida

Rank: First-class Wanderer

Location: Duh.

Bio: “Lost,” as she is known around TheNextFix.net (we tried going with “Florida” but we couldn’t stop giggling at the Good Times allusion), is reputed for her hatred of people and intense love of Latin men. It’s worth noting that while she does not speak Spanish, this somehow only helps their communication. Think about it . . .