Who Are The Variant Fiends?

Variant Fiends are warriors of the mind and seekers in the flesh.

Variant Fiends believe language is a virus from outer space.

Variant Fiends are hipper than your cool uncle. You know the one.

Variant Fiends are readers and listeners dedicated to spreading the gospel of The Next Fix WORLD-WIDE. They have enlisted as soldiers in its guerilla marketing campaigns and carry out what we call "seeker missions" in major cities all around the globe. They are lawbreakers and world-shakers. They will sit high in Matt Wallace's counsels when all peoples and planets have accepted The Next Fix.

If you think you've got the right jones to join the ranks, check out our enlistment info and requirements.