Being a Variant Fiend means you . . .

*Dig cerebral, character-driven hybrid fiction with the appropriate amounts of ultra-violence and naughty language

*Live in a major city (or within driving distance of one)

*Are willing and able to commit minor, creative, and entirely good-spirited misdemeanors in the name of guerilla marketing

*Would like to receive massive amounts of free swag through the mail

If that sounds like you, contact matt@matt-wallace.net and convince the man himself that you're ready to take this shit to the streets.